The art of big booty loving is one that has existed since the dawn of time. It's a tradition that has been past down from one generation to another and is even engrained in our genetic code. The big butt is a symbol, of the greatness of the female form and should be treated as such, worshiped caressed and admired. There has been an insurgence of the fake booty kind in our modern times. This new and inexplicable anomaly has been greeted with much reprisal. But this is not the right thing to do. The fake booty is not an imposter. We must embrace and learn to love the fake booty as have the natural for millennia. The fake booty is not a work of evil. As long as it is looking nice and supple and healthy and not one of those fucked up botched posterior enlargements. Ladies and gentlemen, I will lead the human race to salvation by way of prophesizing the big butt. I will unlock the secrets of the big butt and with it, make the world a better place. Let's not make war but instead come together in our shared love for the big butt.
May the biggest gluteus Maximus' be with you all.